“Mom, are superheroes always tall? And frowny? And are top-heavy? I’m bottom-heavy, aren’t I? May I have a cape? Look! I have a Green Lantern ring! May I keep it? Shall I lift the couch for you with my ring? You’ve got some evil dust bunnies down there. May I go fight crimes with Batman and GL? Will you call me Super Percival?”
Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no.