“Mom says this is her 600th post – whatever that means; I can only count up to two – and she was going to have a giveaway of some handmade soaps and this beeeyoootiful washcloth. I think she should really give it to me instead.
But, then she thought, why celebrate the amount of her babbling when she could celebrate the number of people who visit the blog instead?
Right now, she has 84 followers (so she says; 84 could be her age). She says she will have a giveaway when this blog gets 100 followers.
Soooo, stay tuned! Maybe she’ll let me pick a winner…I take bribes.
OW! Mom hit me!”