“Mom apologized for forgetting about my blog post yesterday and promised me a special treat to make up for it. Ummmm, in which squirrel universe would shredded squid be considered a special treat??”
Listen, Percival; there are a lot of starving squirrels out there who would gladly have this. Tell you what? I’ll eat the squid and you can nibble on the desiccant pack.
“Was this your plan all along?”
Are you questioning me?