. . .
Don’t call me ‘mom.’
Oh, fine. Call me ‘mom.’
“Why won’t they say ‘hi’ back, Mom?”
Because they’re trapped inside the two-dimensional Planiverse that is the calendar cover, and nothing can escape the pull of their infinite gravity.
And if you get too close, you will be pulled in and become two dimensional, too.
*screams like a squirrel*