Percival looks for a friend

IMG_2736“Oh, hai!”… “Hi!”…”Hi…Hi?” “Haaaaaiiii…”

. . .

“Mom?”

Don’t call me ‘mom.’

*sniffle*

Oh, fine. Call me ‘mom.’

“Why won’t they say ‘hi’ back, Mom?”

Because they’re trapped inside the two-dimensional Planiverse that is the calendar cover, and nothing can escape the pull of their infinite gravity.

“Whaaa–?”

And if you get too close, you will be pulled in and become two dimensional, too.

*screams like a squirrel*

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10 thoughts on “Percival looks for a friend

  1. It was a cute play on “screams like a girl”, I like it! I’ve only heard squirrels make that chirping noise when they’re mad at you.

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